This amusing notice was posted on the bulletin board in a business office:
“IT HAS COME TO MANAGEMENT’S ATTENTION THAT WORKERS DYING ON THE JOB ARE FAILING TO FALL DOWN. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP, AS IT BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN DEATH AND THE NATURAL MOVEMENT OF THE STAFF. ANY EMPLOYEE FOUND DEAD IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE PAYROLL.”
